I Don’t Feel One Year Sober
One year booze-free? I’ll drink to that!

My last memory of drinking is breaking a toilet seat.
No, seriously. I had holed myself up in the bathroom at midnight for some privacy. A totally rational thing that all totally rational people do.
Next thing I knew, I was kissing the floor. I was so zooted that I’d fallen asleep sitting up. The next day, I had to research…